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Boots ‘n’ Cats

This YouTube video has it all… The two most important things in life. Probably.

No longer smitten with your kitten? Then flog your feline on webuyanycat.com

Had enough of your bundle of fluff? Above all, you want to pass on your puss with a minimum of fuss? That’s why, in a moment of warped inspiration, we created webuyanycat.com – the cat buying service that’s so good, it’s unreal. The newly launched website has started a craze for animal lovers pretending to [...]

Gold vs Cats (Infographic)

Standard & Paws give Cats4Gold AAA rating

While the world’s biggest economies are being downgraded, market analysts Standard & Paws have just awarded Cats4Gold its coveted AAA rating. “These guys are clearly expurrts at high furnance,” enthused CEO Hirum Firum of Standard & Paws. “They’re realised stocks have dropped, bonds are bunkum, cash has crashed and gold is considerably less appealing than [...]

Looters hit Cats4Gold headquarters

Customers of Cats4Gold are advised of significant delays in receiving their cats, following the looting of their headquarters today. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause and are seeking to replensish our cat stocks as quickly as possible. Photo: Photoshoplooter

‘Gold Traders’ Company Behind Spoof Cat Exchange Website

It would seem that the 2,085 people who attempted to exchange their gold for cats will be disappointed, as one of the UK’s leading gold exchange websites has admitted that they are the ones behind the hilarious spoof website Cats4Gold.com. Gold-Traders (UK) Ltd has revealed that they created the amusing site, which promises 100% catisfaction [...]

Thousands of Brits Attempt to Exchange their Gold… for Cats

One of the UK’s newest online gold exchange websites has seen a recent dramatic increase in the number of Brits that are looking to exchange their old gold for a feline friend, with more than 2,000 people requesting a quote to find out how much moggy they can get for their money. It would seem [...]

Cats4Gold in dastardly hacking revelation shock

Here at Cats4Gold we’ve just been notified by the Purrlice that we may have been the victims of hacking. And we’re not talking furrballs. We were beginning to wonder why so many people seemed able to guess precisely how many cats they’d get for their gold. Now, it seems, the cat is out of the [...]

Global markets surge as bankers rush to swap funds for fur

The world’s volatile financial markets at last seem to be settling down (and possibly preparing for a nice nap), as bankers find a solution to global monetary problems. “The answer has been staring us in the face, and occasionally twitching its whiskers,” admitted one financier who asked not to be named. “While we’ve been dogged [...]